9/22/15 Update

Outline

"Hello America.

This is Dezmond Gipson and you're watching the National Quarterly. Where we talk about the biggest and best moments in Politics from the last quarter. Let's talk bout the big three.

Part One

Number One: Stats

A certain polititian is doing well. Show their stats. Polling percentage, Approval rate, States following them, money raised, crowd size, height, weight, wing span.

Then Compare to the best in history. Abraham Lincoln.

Number Two: Locker Room Footage

Footage surfaces of politician hyping up in the locker room with coach.

Number Three: Minor Leagues

Coverage and support of High School debater who plans on going to college for politics. A young prodigy.

Part Two

Dezmond - "Joining us from Atlanta GA we have Alfred Talaiferro. Alfred is here to talk about one of the biggest names in the NCAA. Division One Debater Jerry Clinton. Hello Alfred, glad to have you.

Exaggerated Pause from feedback

Alfred: Glad to be on the show.

Dezmond: So Jerry can't play in the league anymore because he's failing classes.

Alfred: Jerry isn't failing. He's still a kid. He's going out and procrastinating. College stuff, nobody's perfect

Dezmond: This kid says he gonna run or president one day. When is he gonna grow up. Noone is going to tailgate the Nobody is perfect campaign.

Alfred: The president just has to be good at their job, they don't have to be a genius.

Dezmond: A genius would be nice for once, but I just want my president to be smart.

Alfred: Damn right your president.

Dezmond: Can we see the photos of Jerry at the post debate party.
Half the country can't wait for this guy to run for president.
Well thats all the time we have on National Quarterly with Dezmond Gipson